umm-its-eunice:

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fawkingnuts:

umm-its-eunice:

so this football guy sits next to me in one of my classes i swear i always get the urge to touch that beautiful butt I CANT EVEN SOMETIMES CAUSE ITS JUST THERE AND MY HAND IS JUST THERE

Make it look like an accident.

Or just exert your dominance. Claim his ass as your property. No..that sounds way to cocky. Maybe if you ask nicely..

DAT ASS BE MINE

umm-its-eunice:

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charlamagnethagod:

whats obamas last name

awktoberr:

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